Post by The Ultimate Nullifier on Mar 28, 2014 6:41:37 GMT -6
Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani from First Kiss #22, 1961. Goodbye. It's not that I don't like you, but I've got things to do. Important things. Like...
---telling my Facebook friends about your 10 craziest relatives.
---sorting my underwear according to the size and consistency of the stains. Yellow on the top. Brown on the bottom.
---building the perfect girlfriend in my basement. She's a lot like you-if you were smarter, prettier and had better self-esteem.
---deciding if I'm going to ask you out again. Oh, that isn't an option? How come?