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Post by The Ultimate Nullifier on Mar 9, 2014 22:39:34 GMT -6
Art by Dick Giordano from First Kiss #31, 1963. I admit my date with my dentist didn't start out well. I mean, I had to make an appointment. And the receptionist Carol asked me for my insurance-almost like I was really there to get my wisdom teeth pulled! But then Carol took me to a small room. It was decorated to look like a dental office. But I knew it was really a private dining room. I sat in a big, deluxe chair-comfy enough for wild, dental sex! Then Carol handed me a big bib and, of course, I squealed like a teenage girl on her first date. (Which-by the way-I was.) "Oh, my! Is this a lobster bib?" I asked. "I've never had lobster before. I'm a lobster virgin!" Carol just shook her head and walked away. She never came back. She didn't even take my drink order. (No tip for that bitch!) I was pretty steamed, but then---a mere 45 minutes later---Dr. Dreamboat showed up for our date. So I couldn't stay angry. And, guess what? He gave me drugs. What a great way to start a date! I don't actually remember anything after that. But-after I woke up and stopped throwing up-I was super sore! So I knew I must've had a good time. And that's when I knew...I was in love! Love and Last Kisses, John s1360.photobucket.com/user/comiccollectorsguide1/media/31332ColorScan_zpsa6f227f5.jpg.htmls1360.photobucket.com/user/comiccollectorsguide1/media/2014-03-09-You-Blow-Me-Away_zps6e0781b5.jpg.html
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