Post by The Ultimate Nullifier on Feb 23, 2014 20:34:11 GMT -6
1.RHODES BROTHERS VS. RYBACK & CURTIS AXEL WITH LARRY HENNIG IN THE CORNER
The Rhodes Brothers won the match when Cody pinned Axel with the crossroads after getting out of the neckbreaker. Good match. Larry was at ringside but didn't do anything. Curtis was really trying to look good with his grandfather right there but they did no angle off that.
The Usos did an interview saying that their uncles held these titles in the 70s, and their father had the titles. They said as far as they're concerned, they've got two words for the Outlaws, "It's over."
2.BIG E VS. JACK SWAGGER FOR IC TITLE
E won with the Big ending after Swagger got him in the ankle lock and E got out with an enzuigiri. Better match than most WWE prelim level title matches. Swagger's mouth was busted open as E is going for the record for busting mouths in a calendar year. One amazing spot when E did a spear on Swagger, with Swagger on the apron and they both flew to the floor.
Bad News Barrett showed up with bad news. Said Russia won more gold medals than the U.S. at the Olympics and will have to wait four more years to do anything about it. Said at those Olympics mother Russia will again prove European sports supremacy.
Daniel Bryan did an interview. He asked questions, all of which would have the answer "Yes." His shoulder was all taped up as expected. The interview was scripted on the corny side.
3.NEW AGE OUTLAWS VS. USOS FOR THE TAG TITLES
Not too bad. The Outlaws retained when Jimmy superkicked Road Dogg and Billy Gunn got him from behind with a schoolboy. Right before the finish Jimmy did a dive onto Road Dogg. They bonked heads on that dive. Jey at one point took a hip toss into the turnbuckles from Road Dogg and ref Charles Robinson was concerned he blew out his hamstring, but he worked the rest of the match just fine.
Barrett had bad news for Daniel Bryan fans. Said he's not winning the title tonight. He said then the fans will turn on him and the Yes movement will cease to exist. He tried to start a "Yes" chant and fans chanted "No."
4.TITUS O'NEIL VS. DARREN YOUNG
O'Neil got the pin clean with the Clash of the Titus. Fans didn't really care. I saw these two at a house show have a much better match than this one. Most likely this will be the weakest match on the show.
Bad news was mad at the electricians because his elevated podium wasn't working the second time. He announced Hogan back to host WrestleMania and people didn't react. Said Hogan couldn't live up to the charisma of Bad News Barrett.
5.WYATTS VS. THE SHIELD
The finish saw Reigns alone with all three after Ambrose and Rollins ahd been taken out. Reigns speared Harper but Bray used a running bodyblock on Reigns and used Sister Abigail on him. Wyatt had tryed Sister Abigail on him earlier but he powered out. Rollins was taken out by a double choke slam off the English announcers table through the Spanish table. At one point Harper did a German superplex on Rollins, who landed on his feet and hit a tope. Harper hit a tope later in the match.
6.A.J. LEE VS. CAMERON FOR THE DIVAS TITLE
A.J. did a promo making fun of Naomi's injury. Michael Cole said Naomi needed surgery.
Cameron won via DQ when Snuka attacked Cameron on the floor. This match was almost comical how bad it was. There were moves missed by a country mile in this one. Tamina nailed A.J. by accident with a kick right beforfe the finish so they are going to build something off Tamina screwing up. But she saved the title for A.J. right after.
Bad news Barrett was there, they still couldn't fix the podium whcih he blamed on the dummines in Minnesota. Said adults will lose jobs and kids will be kicked out of school for lack of attendance because everyone will be watching the WWE network.
Santino Marella was playing with toys and Emma showed up. he was pretending he wasn't playing with toys. Great Khali showed up. Torito showed up with Los Matadores. They all wanted to play. He was pretending to Emma that he didn't play with toys and then he ran off. But he didn't know that Emma loves playing with toys.
7.BATISTA VS. ALBERTO DEL RIO
Del Rio came with a crutch and a neck brace. He than attacked Batista. The crowd mostly booed Batista. The match was short but still way too long for what it should have been since Batista had to win quick and explosive. People just weren't into him at all. The crowd chanted for Punk, Bryan, Jericho, Lesnar and RVD. Del Rio beat him down for most the way until Batista got out of the armbar and hit the power bomb for the pin.
8.RANDY ORTON VS. DANIEL BRYAN VS. CHRISTIAN VS. JOHN CENA VS. CESARO VS. SHEAMUS IN THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER
We go to the Chamber and out first comes John Cena. He enters his pod and is locked away. Christian is out next followed by WWE World Heavyweight Champion Randy Orton. Daniel Bryan is out next to a huge pop. Fans chant "yes!" as Bryan enters his pod. Cesaro is out next followed by Sheamus and they will be the two starters.
The bell rings and Cesaro dropkicks Sheamus. Cesaro stomps away and sends Sheamus out to the steel. Cesaro tries to slam Sheamus into the steel chains but Sheamus clotheslines him back into the ring. Back and forth in the ring now. Cesaro with a big uppercut. Fans chant "we the people" as Sheamus lands out on the steel. Cesaro runs the ropes but Sheamus nails a battering ram for a 2 count. Sheamus with a kick to the back and a neckbreaker for a 2 count. Sheamus with a big shoulder thrust in the corner and a high knee. Sheamus clotheslines Cesaro out to the steel. Sheamus goes for the forearm shots to the chest but Cesaro fights him off. Sheamus finally gets the forearm shots in.
Sheamus with a big clothesline. Sheamus goes for a suplex but Cesaro fights it. They fight on the steel now. Cesaro sends Sheamus into the post of Orton's pod. Cesaro with a stomp to the chest from the second rope as Orton looks on. Cesaro works Sheamus over in front of Cena's pod now. Cesaro mocks Cena. Sheamus tells Cesaro to bring it. Cesaro drops him with a huge uppercut. Sheamus pulls himself to the top rope but Cesaro nails another big uppercut. Cesaro with a headbutt. Cesaro climbs up but Sheamus knocks him off and hits a shoulder tackle. The timer goes off and the next man in is Daniel Bryan to a big pop.
Bryan with a missile dropkick on both men. Bryan unloads and takes them both out again. Bryan with kicks to both men now. Fans chant "yes!" with every kick. Bryan nails a roundhouse on Cesaro. Sheamus kicks Bryan and uppercuts him. Bryan counters a move and hits a drop toe hold on Sheamus. Bryan with a submission on Sheamus. Cesaro comes over but Bryan suplexes him into a pin while Sheamus is still in the submission. 2 counts for Bryan. Bryan comes off the second rope but Cesaro catches him in a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker for a 2 count.
Sheamus goes back to work on Cesaro now. Cesaro fights back with knees. Cesaro clotheslines Sheamus out to the steel. Cesaro presses Sheamus' face into the steel. Bryan with an uppercut on Cesaro. Bryan sends Cesaro into the chains. Cesaro whips Bryan through his empty pod and he hits shoulder first, going through the plexiglass. Sheamus with uppercuts on Cesaro now. Cesaro with uppercuts of his own as they trade them. Sheamus with a big slam on the steel. Sheamus with a 2 count. Bryan goes for a superplex on Sheamus but gets sent to the mat. The timer goes off and the next man in is Christian. He pushes Sheamus to the steel and stomps on Bryan as fans boo.
Christian unloads on Bryan's injured shoulder. Christian slams a pod door on Bryan's arm. Christian goes to the top and nails a tornado DDT on Bryan for a 2 count. Sheamus takes control but Sheamus plants him on the steel. Cesaro gets kicked into the chains by Christian. Cesaro blocks Killswitch. Christian leaps up to the chains to block an uppercut. Cesaro pulls him down and they trade holds. Cesaro powerbombs Christian into plexiglass on the pod and nails a big uppercut for a 2 count. Cesaro puts a piece of plexiglass on Sheamus and uppercuts it into him. Cesaro with a big gutwrench slam on the steel. The timer goes off and the next man in is John Cena.
Cena comes in to boos and throws Christian into Cesaro. Bryan hits a hurricanrana on Cena from the top. Bryan with kicks to Cena's chest now. Christian blocks the roundhouse and nails Killswitch on Bryan for a 2 count. Cesaro grabs Christian for a Cesaro Swing but Cena nails Cesaro and then slams Christian. Fans boo Cena. Sheamus stops a Five Knuckle Shuffle and hits White Noise on Cena for a 2 count. Sheamus and Cesaro go at it again. Cesaro and Christian double team Sheamus. Sheamus blocks a Neutralizer. Sheamus gets sent to the steel. Christian with a tornado DDT on Cesaro for a 2 count. Christian goes for Killswitch but stops to swing at Cena. Cena grabs him and slams him into the chains. Cena enters the ring with a shoulder tackle on Cesaro. Cesaro counters with a huge uppercut for a 2 count.
Cesaro, Bryan and Cena go at it now. Christian gets knocked back into the chains. Bryan saves Cesaro from an Attitude Adjustment. Bryan unloads with kicks on Cesaro in the corner. Bryan and Sheamus go at it now. Sheamus rams Bryan into the post and chains, Bryan goes down. Cesaro suplexes Sheamus into the ring for a 2 count. The timer goes off again and here comes Randy Orton. Orton stomps on Cesaro and goes after Cena. Orton stomps on Sheamus and then Bryan. Orton knocks Cena back down and fans chant "boring" then boo. Orton poses to more boos. Orton points at the WrestleMania XXX sign. He goes for the punt kick on Bryan but Bryan moves. Everyone has Orton cornered now. Orton goes back into his pod and shuts the door. The other Superstars fight while Sheamus taunts Orton from outside his pod. The crowd chants "pussy" and Orton laughs.
Sheamus turns around and Brogue Kicks Orton through the pod, breaking the plexiglass. Sheamus sends Orton into the chains and clotheslines him into the ring. Cena slams Orton and Sheamus goes down. Cena hits the Five Knuckle Shuffle on Orton. Cesaro comes in and tosses Cena out to the steel. Cesaro drops Orton and does the Cesaro Swing. Cesaro does 30 rotations and the crowd pops. Bryan takes advantage and lays out Cesaro. Sheamus runs over Bryan. Sheamus slams Christian next. Sheamus poses. Christian ducks a Brogue Kick but it hits Sheamus. Christian rolls up Sheamus for 2. Christian covers Cena for 2. Sheamus backs Christian to the steel. Sheamus goes for a big slam on the steel but Christian slides out and climbs to the top of the pod. Orton climbs up and fights with Sheamus. Orton superplexes Sheamus to the mat. Christian nails a big splash from the top of the pod to Sheamus. Christian pins Sheamus and he is eliminated.
Trainers help Sheamus out of the Chamber as Christian backdrops Orton to the steel. Bryan with the flying knee on Christian for the pin. Christian is eliminated. Christian is also helped out of the Chamber. It's down to Cena, Cesaro, Bryan and Orton. Cena and Cesaro go at it while Orton and Bryan do. Cena dropkicks Cesaro to the steel and throws him into the chains. Bryan sends Orton into a pod. Cena and Bryan lock eyes and meet in the ring. Bryan and Cena go at it trading shots. Bryan goes for the Yes Lock but Cena powers through. Bryan kicks him away. Cena goes for an AA on Bryan but Cesaro comes from behind and hits a German on both of them. Cesaro with a 2 count on Cena. Cesaro with a big boot to the face on Orton. Cena drops Cesaro for the STF but Cesaro counters. Cesaro with a big gutwrench move but Cena counters with a hurricanrana. Cena goes for the AA again and nails it onto the steel. Cesaro lands hard. Cena drags him back in the ring and goes for the STF. Cesaro taps and is eliminated.
Cena goes for he STF on Orton. The lights go out and it's The Wyatt Family. The lights finally come back on and The Wyatts are in the Chamber. Orton decks Cena from behind. Luke Harper runs over Bryan. Harper and Rowan beat Cena down. Bray joins in. Harper whips Rowan into Cena with a big splash. Rowan throws Cena into a Harper clothesline. Bray turns upside down in the corner before hitting Sister Abigail on Cena. A "thank you Wyatts" chant starts. The Wyatt Family leaves the Chamber. Orton slides over and covers Cena. Cena is eliminated.
Orton won pinning Bryan with the RKO due to help from Kane.
The Rhodes Brothers won the match when Cody pinned Axel with the crossroads after getting out of the neckbreaker. Good match. Larry was at ringside but didn't do anything. Curtis was really trying to look good with his grandfather right there but they did no angle off that.
The Usos did an interview saying that their uncles held these titles in the 70s, and their father had the titles. They said as far as they're concerned, they've got two words for the Outlaws, "It's over."
2.BIG E VS. JACK SWAGGER FOR IC TITLE
E won with the Big ending after Swagger got him in the ankle lock and E got out with an enzuigiri. Better match than most WWE prelim level title matches. Swagger's mouth was busted open as E is going for the record for busting mouths in a calendar year. One amazing spot when E did a spear on Swagger, with Swagger on the apron and they both flew to the floor.
Bad News Barrett showed up with bad news. Said Russia won more gold medals than the U.S. at the Olympics and will have to wait four more years to do anything about it. Said at those Olympics mother Russia will again prove European sports supremacy.
Daniel Bryan did an interview. He asked questions, all of which would have the answer "Yes." His shoulder was all taped up as expected. The interview was scripted on the corny side.
3.NEW AGE OUTLAWS VS. USOS FOR THE TAG TITLES
Not too bad. The Outlaws retained when Jimmy superkicked Road Dogg and Billy Gunn got him from behind with a schoolboy. Right before the finish Jimmy did a dive onto Road Dogg. They bonked heads on that dive. Jey at one point took a hip toss into the turnbuckles from Road Dogg and ref Charles Robinson was concerned he blew out his hamstring, but he worked the rest of the match just fine.
Barrett had bad news for Daniel Bryan fans. Said he's not winning the title tonight. He said then the fans will turn on him and the Yes movement will cease to exist. He tried to start a "Yes" chant and fans chanted "No."
4.TITUS O'NEIL VS. DARREN YOUNG
O'Neil got the pin clean with the Clash of the Titus. Fans didn't really care. I saw these two at a house show have a much better match than this one. Most likely this will be the weakest match on the show.
Bad news was mad at the electricians because his elevated podium wasn't working the second time. He announced Hogan back to host WrestleMania and people didn't react. Said Hogan couldn't live up to the charisma of Bad News Barrett.
5.WYATTS VS. THE SHIELD
The finish saw Reigns alone with all three after Ambrose and Rollins ahd been taken out. Reigns speared Harper but Bray used a running bodyblock on Reigns and used Sister Abigail on him. Wyatt had tryed Sister Abigail on him earlier but he powered out. Rollins was taken out by a double choke slam off the English announcers table through the Spanish table. At one point Harper did a German superplex on Rollins, who landed on his feet and hit a tope. Harper hit a tope later in the match.
6.A.J. LEE VS. CAMERON FOR THE DIVAS TITLE
A.J. did a promo making fun of Naomi's injury. Michael Cole said Naomi needed surgery.
Cameron won via DQ when Snuka attacked Cameron on the floor. This match was almost comical how bad it was. There were moves missed by a country mile in this one. Tamina nailed A.J. by accident with a kick right beforfe the finish so they are going to build something off Tamina screwing up. But she saved the title for A.J. right after.
Bad news Barrett was there, they still couldn't fix the podium whcih he blamed on the dummines in Minnesota. Said adults will lose jobs and kids will be kicked out of school for lack of attendance because everyone will be watching the WWE network.
Santino Marella was playing with toys and Emma showed up. he was pretending he wasn't playing with toys. Great Khali showed up. Torito showed up with Los Matadores. They all wanted to play. He was pretending to Emma that he didn't play with toys and then he ran off. But he didn't know that Emma loves playing with toys.
7.BATISTA VS. ALBERTO DEL RIO
Del Rio came with a crutch and a neck brace. He than attacked Batista. The crowd mostly booed Batista. The match was short but still way too long for what it should have been since Batista had to win quick and explosive. People just weren't into him at all. The crowd chanted for Punk, Bryan, Jericho, Lesnar and RVD. Del Rio beat him down for most the way until Batista got out of the armbar and hit the power bomb for the pin.
8.RANDY ORTON VS. DANIEL BRYAN VS. CHRISTIAN VS. JOHN CENA VS. CESARO VS. SHEAMUS IN THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER
We go to the Chamber and out first comes John Cena. He enters his pod and is locked away. Christian is out next followed by WWE World Heavyweight Champion Randy Orton. Daniel Bryan is out next to a huge pop. Fans chant "yes!" as Bryan enters his pod. Cesaro is out next followed by Sheamus and they will be the two starters.
The bell rings and Cesaro dropkicks Sheamus. Cesaro stomps away and sends Sheamus out to the steel. Cesaro tries to slam Sheamus into the steel chains but Sheamus clotheslines him back into the ring. Back and forth in the ring now. Cesaro with a big uppercut. Fans chant "we the people" as Sheamus lands out on the steel. Cesaro runs the ropes but Sheamus nails a battering ram for a 2 count. Sheamus with a kick to the back and a neckbreaker for a 2 count. Sheamus with a big shoulder thrust in the corner and a high knee. Sheamus clotheslines Cesaro out to the steel. Sheamus goes for the forearm shots to the chest but Cesaro fights him off. Sheamus finally gets the forearm shots in.
Sheamus with a big clothesline. Sheamus goes for a suplex but Cesaro fights it. They fight on the steel now. Cesaro sends Sheamus into the post of Orton's pod. Cesaro with a stomp to the chest from the second rope as Orton looks on. Cesaro works Sheamus over in front of Cena's pod now. Cesaro mocks Cena. Sheamus tells Cesaro to bring it. Cesaro drops him with a huge uppercut. Sheamus pulls himself to the top rope but Cesaro nails another big uppercut. Cesaro with a headbutt. Cesaro climbs up but Sheamus knocks him off and hits a shoulder tackle. The timer goes off and the next man in is Daniel Bryan to a big pop.
Bryan with a missile dropkick on both men. Bryan unloads and takes them both out again. Bryan with kicks to both men now. Fans chant "yes!" with every kick. Bryan nails a roundhouse on Cesaro. Sheamus kicks Bryan and uppercuts him. Bryan counters a move and hits a drop toe hold on Sheamus. Bryan with a submission on Sheamus. Cesaro comes over but Bryan suplexes him into a pin while Sheamus is still in the submission. 2 counts for Bryan. Bryan comes off the second rope but Cesaro catches him in a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker for a 2 count.
Sheamus goes back to work on Cesaro now. Cesaro fights back with knees. Cesaro clotheslines Sheamus out to the steel. Cesaro presses Sheamus' face into the steel. Bryan with an uppercut on Cesaro. Bryan sends Cesaro into the chains. Cesaro whips Bryan through his empty pod and he hits shoulder first, going through the plexiglass. Sheamus with uppercuts on Cesaro now. Cesaro with uppercuts of his own as they trade them. Sheamus with a big slam on the steel. Sheamus with a 2 count. Bryan goes for a superplex on Sheamus but gets sent to the mat. The timer goes off and the next man in is Christian. He pushes Sheamus to the steel and stomps on Bryan as fans boo.
Christian unloads on Bryan's injured shoulder. Christian slams a pod door on Bryan's arm. Christian goes to the top and nails a tornado DDT on Bryan for a 2 count. Sheamus takes control but Sheamus plants him on the steel. Cesaro gets kicked into the chains by Christian. Cesaro blocks Killswitch. Christian leaps up to the chains to block an uppercut. Cesaro pulls him down and they trade holds. Cesaro powerbombs Christian into plexiglass on the pod and nails a big uppercut for a 2 count. Cesaro puts a piece of plexiglass on Sheamus and uppercuts it into him. Cesaro with a big gutwrench slam on the steel. The timer goes off and the next man in is John Cena.
Cena comes in to boos and throws Christian into Cesaro. Bryan hits a hurricanrana on Cena from the top. Bryan with kicks to Cena's chest now. Christian blocks the roundhouse and nails Killswitch on Bryan for a 2 count. Cesaro grabs Christian for a Cesaro Swing but Cena nails Cesaro and then slams Christian. Fans boo Cena. Sheamus stops a Five Knuckle Shuffle and hits White Noise on Cena for a 2 count. Sheamus and Cesaro go at it again. Cesaro and Christian double team Sheamus. Sheamus blocks a Neutralizer. Sheamus gets sent to the steel. Christian with a tornado DDT on Cesaro for a 2 count. Christian goes for Killswitch but stops to swing at Cena. Cena grabs him and slams him into the chains. Cena enters the ring with a shoulder tackle on Cesaro. Cesaro counters with a huge uppercut for a 2 count.
Cesaro, Bryan and Cena go at it now. Christian gets knocked back into the chains. Bryan saves Cesaro from an Attitude Adjustment. Bryan unloads with kicks on Cesaro in the corner. Bryan and Sheamus go at it now. Sheamus rams Bryan into the post and chains, Bryan goes down. Cesaro suplexes Sheamus into the ring for a 2 count. The timer goes off again and here comes Randy Orton. Orton stomps on Cesaro and goes after Cena. Orton stomps on Sheamus and then Bryan. Orton knocks Cena back down and fans chant "boring" then boo. Orton poses to more boos. Orton points at the WrestleMania XXX sign. He goes for the punt kick on Bryan but Bryan moves. Everyone has Orton cornered now. Orton goes back into his pod and shuts the door. The other Superstars fight while Sheamus taunts Orton from outside his pod. The crowd chants "pussy" and Orton laughs.
Sheamus turns around and Brogue Kicks Orton through the pod, breaking the plexiglass. Sheamus sends Orton into the chains and clotheslines him into the ring. Cena slams Orton and Sheamus goes down. Cena hits the Five Knuckle Shuffle on Orton. Cesaro comes in and tosses Cena out to the steel. Cesaro drops Orton and does the Cesaro Swing. Cesaro does 30 rotations and the crowd pops. Bryan takes advantage and lays out Cesaro. Sheamus runs over Bryan. Sheamus slams Christian next. Sheamus poses. Christian ducks a Brogue Kick but it hits Sheamus. Christian rolls up Sheamus for 2. Christian covers Cena for 2. Sheamus backs Christian to the steel. Sheamus goes for a big slam on the steel but Christian slides out and climbs to the top of the pod. Orton climbs up and fights with Sheamus. Orton superplexes Sheamus to the mat. Christian nails a big splash from the top of the pod to Sheamus. Christian pins Sheamus and he is eliminated.
Trainers help Sheamus out of the Chamber as Christian backdrops Orton to the steel. Bryan with the flying knee on Christian for the pin. Christian is eliminated. Christian is also helped out of the Chamber. It's down to Cena, Cesaro, Bryan and Orton. Cena and Cesaro go at it while Orton and Bryan do. Cena dropkicks Cesaro to the steel and throws him into the chains. Bryan sends Orton into a pod. Cena and Bryan lock eyes and meet in the ring. Bryan and Cena go at it trading shots. Bryan goes for the Yes Lock but Cena powers through. Bryan kicks him away. Cena goes for an AA on Bryan but Cesaro comes from behind and hits a German on both of them. Cesaro with a 2 count on Cena. Cesaro with a big boot to the face on Orton. Cena drops Cesaro for the STF but Cesaro counters. Cesaro with a big gutwrench move but Cena counters with a hurricanrana. Cena goes for the AA again and nails it onto the steel. Cesaro lands hard. Cena drags him back in the ring and goes for the STF. Cesaro taps and is eliminated.
Cena goes for he STF on Orton. The lights go out and it's The Wyatt Family. The lights finally come back on and The Wyatts are in the Chamber. Orton decks Cena from behind. Luke Harper runs over Bryan. Harper and Rowan beat Cena down. Bray joins in. Harper whips Rowan into Cena with a big splash. Rowan throws Cena into a Harper clothesline. Bray turns upside down in the corner before hitting Sister Abigail on Cena. A "thank you Wyatts" chant starts. The Wyatt Family leaves the Chamber. Orton slides over and covers Cena. Cena is eliminated.
Orton won pinning Bryan with the RKO due to help from Kane.