Post by The Ultimate Nullifier on Aug 17, 2017 15:57:21 GMT -6
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A man appears before St. Peter at the Gates of Heaven. "Have you done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
The man did not hesitate to say "Absolutely, on a trip near Reno I met a group of bikers who were threatening a lady. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. I walked up to the biggest, meanest-looking biker and kicked his bike over before punching him in the face and kicking him hard in the shin. I yelled 'Now back off or I'll beat the tar out of all of you!'"
St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
"A couple of minutes ago."