Post by The Ultimate Nullifier on Apr 11, 2014 6:40:21 GMT -6
Artist unknown from G.I. War Brides #1, 1954. Tell Janet you can't take her out tonight because...
A) You're recovering from a terrible shock. (Two women want you at the same time. And this time one of them isn't your mom.)
B) You have a Date with Destiny. (Destiny D'Cupp-exotic square dancer extraordinaire.)
C) You're too busy trying to be faithful to her.
D) You met a woman who reminds you of your mom-even more than Janet.
E) You give her a brilliant excuse---dreamed up by a Last Kiss reader---which she actually believes. Suggest an excuse on Facebook. Suggest an excuse on the Last Kiss site.