May 14,2014 May 14, 2014 0:47:10 GMT -6 Quote Select PostDeselect PostLink to PostMemberGive GiftBack to Top Post by The Ultimate Nullifier on May 14, 2014 0:47:10 GMT -6 Art by Alice Kirkpatrick & Bill Ward from Diary Loves #5, 1950.The secret to eating at five-star restaurants? Dating men who can afford it! So I now rate all men on a scale of one to five. One Star: Ugh! Expects me to pay for everything-when he's not at my placing mooching free meals. Two Stars: Wants to split the bill with me at Arby's. Three Stars: Offers to pay, but only dines out when he has a coupon. Or when it's his birthday and he can get a free meal at Denny's. Four Stars: Takes me to restaurants (with real cloth napkins!) that don't give me food poisoning-most of the time. Five Stars: Five-star restaurants? Wine bottles with real corks? Fancy condom dispensers in the Ladies Room? I'm yours! Love and Last Kisses,Johns1360.photobucket.com/user/comiccollectorsguide1/media/2014-05-13-Write-Now-Right_zpse5615276.jpg.htmls1360.photobucket.com/user/comiccollectorsguide1/media/Diary-Loves-5208_zps9cd024f3.jpg.html