Post by The Ultimate Nullifier on Apr 18, 2014 19:38:26 GMT -6
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #8, 1959. And all of those people seem to be you!
You've been spreading rumors faster than a drunk blogger at an Edward Snowden look-a-like contest. You've convinced people that Lola is a total slut-which isn't fair because I didn't even get to First Base until the third date.
(Or was it Third Base on the first date?)
It doesn't matter. The point is...you've got to stop sabotaging my dates, Mom!