Post by The Ultimate Nullifier on Feb 8, 2015 23:51:25 GMT -6
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MATCH 1: Juan Francisco de Corando def. Fire Ant
Juan Francisco hits the german suplex after a distraction from Missile Assault Ant.
- Mike Quackenbush out to give this years award to Jeff Rudd, co-founder of CWF and also Highspots.TV.
MATCH 2: The Osirian Portal (Ophidian and Amasas) def. The Bloc Party (Prakash Sabar and Proleteriat Boar of Moldovia)
Match starts off with a World's Sexiest Man Contest between Amasis and Prakash. Round 1: Best Tongue goes to Prakash; Round 2: Best Pose to Amasis; Round 3: Dance Off... No winner after Boar trips Amasis. WINNER and Sexiest Man Alive: No Contest (but Bryce is given a tiara and pennant). Osirian Portal now have 3 points.
MATCH 3: Max Smashmaster def. Shynron
After interference, distraction from Missile Assault Ant (that would be twice), Smashmaster hits the tombstone piledriver.
MATCH 4: "Smooth Sailing" Ashley Remington def. Drew Gulak
Gulak and Remington have a wrestling match. A pure wrestling match. After various submission attempts, roll ups, sunset flips and pin attempts Ashley gets the three. Drew gets a fruit basket.
- Gavin Loudspeaker promotes the SEMA charity for the event as the official NPWD spokesperson.
MATCH 5: Old Fashioned (Jervis Cottonbelly and Marion Fontaine) def. Los IceCreams (El Hijo and Icecream Jr.)
A Shakespeare recitation challenge was made by Old Fashioned and accepted. Shakepseare quotes happen as the crowd actually chants Shakepeare. The Shakepeare stipulation is set for after the match. If Old Fashioned win, Los Ice Creams will perform Romeo & Juliet with them and Princess Kimberlee who sits ringside for the bout. After a match full of "Only in CHIKARA" wackiness, Jervis and Marion pin both members of Los Ice Creams. Shakepeare is recited. They go ALL out with this. Full on pure CHIKARA excellence.
MATCH 6: "Mr. Touchdown" Mark Angelosetti vs. Blaster McMassive was a no contest
It doesn't take long for Max to appear and then Dasher to leave commentary for this match to declared a no contest after all four men face off. Dasher challenges Dev Corp to a match later on. No a tag team bout though... a multiple man team match for the Main Event.
MATCH 7: Princess Kimberlee def. Jenny Rose
A short bout full of strikes. Kimberlee apllies the alligator clutch.
MATCH 8: NRG (Race Jaxon & Hype Rockwell) def. Flying Francis (Braden O'Connor and Matt Novak)
Race hits his spinning/tilt-whirl backbreaker for the pin after a sleeper hit of a match.
Main Event: Max Smashmaster, Blaster McMassive, Oleg the Usurper, Prakash Sabar, Boar, Mr. Az, JFDC, El Hijo del Ice Cream, Ice Cream Jr. and Shane Hawke vs. Dasher Hatfield, Mr. Touchdown, Worker Ant, Fire Ant, Marion Fontaine, Jervis Cottonbelly, Ophidian, Amasis, Argus and Shane Storm
Biggest things here are the returns of Shane Hawke and Shane Storm and the official CHIKARA debut of Argus. After tons of action including the longest chain submission ever, Los Ice Creams telling Dev Corp to not hit Kimberlee, Shane Storm using the Stop Sign on Oleg, Prakash and Hawke, Mr. Az sitting in the audience wearing an El Generico Mask it all ended when Argus hit a splash off a super Ant Hill made by Touchdown, Fire, Amasis and Dasher on Hawke for the pin.
WINNERS: TECNICOS (Dasher Hatfield, Mr. Touchdown, Worker Ant, Fire Ant, Marion Fontaine, Jervis Cottonbelly, Ophidian, Amasis, Argus and Shane Storm)
MATCH 1: Juan Francisco de Corando def. Fire Ant
Juan Francisco hits the german suplex after a distraction from Missile Assault Ant.
- Mike Quackenbush out to give this years award to Jeff Rudd, co-founder of CWF and also Highspots.TV.
MATCH 2: The Osirian Portal (Ophidian and Amasas) def. The Bloc Party (Prakash Sabar and Proleteriat Boar of Moldovia)
Match starts off with a World's Sexiest Man Contest between Amasis and Prakash. Round 1: Best Tongue goes to Prakash; Round 2: Best Pose to Amasis; Round 3: Dance Off... No winner after Boar trips Amasis. WINNER and Sexiest Man Alive: No Contest (but Bryce is given a tiara and pennant). Osirian Portal now have 3 points.
MATCH 3: Max Smashmaster def. Shynron
After interference, distraction from Missile Assault Ant (that would be twice), Smashmaster hits the tombstone piledriver.
MATCH 4: "Smooth Sailing" Ashley Remington def. Drew Gulak
Gulak and Remington have a wrestling match. A pure wrestling match. After various submission attempts, roll ups, sunset flips and pin attempts Ashley gets the three. Drew gets a fruit basket.
- Gavin Loudspeaker promotes the SEMA charity for the event as the official NPWD spokesperson.
MATCH 5: Old Fashioned (Jervis Cottonbelly and Marion Fontaine) def. Los IceCreams (El Hijo and Icecream Jr.)
A Shakespeare recitation challenge was made by Old Fashioned and accepted. Shakepseare quotes happen as the crowd actually chants Shakepeare. The Shakepeare stipulation is set for after the match. If Old Fashioned win, Los Ice Creams will perform Romeo & Juliet with them and Princess Kimberlee who sits ringside for the bout. After a match full of "Only in CHIKARA" wackiness, Jervis and Marion pin both members of Los Ice Creams. Shakepeare is recited. They go ALL out with this. Full on pure CHIKARA excellence.
MATCH 6: "Mr. Touchdown" Mark Angelosetti vs. Blaster McMassive was a no contest
It doesn't take long for Max to appear and then Dasher to leave commentary for this match to declared a no contest after all four men face off. Dasher challenges Dev Corp to a match later on. No a tag team bout though... a multiple man team match for the Main Event.
MATCH 7: Princess Kimberlee def. Jenny Rose
A short bout full of strikes. Kimberlee apllies the alligator clutch.
MATCH 8: NRG (Race Jaxon & Hype Rockwell) def. Flying Francis (Braden O'Connor and Matt Novak)
Race hits his spinning/tilt-whirl backbreaker for the pin after a sleeper hit of a match.
Main Event: Max Smashmaster, Blaster McMassive, Oleg the Usurper, Prakash Sabar, Boar, Mr. Az, JFDC, El Hijo del Ice Cream, Ice Cream Jr. and Shane Hawke vs. Dasher Hatfield, Mr. Touchdown, Worker Ant, Fire Ant, Marion Fontaine, Jervis Cottonbelly, Ophidian, Amasis, Argus and Shane Storm
Biggest things here are the returns of Shane Hawke and Shane Storm and the official CHIKARA debut of Argus. After tons of action including the longest chain submission ever, Los Ice Creams telling Dev Corp to not hit Kimberlee, Shane Storm using the Stop Sign on Oleg, Prakash and Hawke, Mr. Az sitting in the audience wearing an El Generico Mask it all ended when Argus hit a splash off a super Ant Hill made by Touchdown, Fire, Amasis and Dasher on Hawke for the pin.
WINNERS: TECNICOS (Dasher Hatfield, Mr. Touchdown, Worker Ant, Fire Ant, Marion Fontaine, Jervis Cottonbelly, Ophidian, Amasis, Argus and Shane Storm)