May 28,2014 May 28, 2014 7:13:30 GMT -6 Quote Select PostDeselect PostLink to PostMemberGive GiftBack to Top Post by The Ultimate Nullifier on May 28, 2014 7:13:30 GMT -6 Art by Vince Colletta Studio from "His Future Bride" in BRIDES IN LOVE #10, 1958 So, why does he need his secretary to stay? ---To make him a real man. (Some assembly required.) ---To organize and prioritize his porn collection. ---To sharpen his pencil. (He only has one.) No, that can't be right. So, I'm taking suggestions. (And, let's eliminate the obvious. "Dick-tation" doesn't count.) Funniest, most original answer wins...my gratitude and the admiration of thousands! Submit your ideas in the comments section on my website or on my Last Kiss Facebook page. Love and Last Kisses,Johns1360.photobucket.com/user/comiccollectorsguide1/media/z500_zps21dcb2f8.jpg.htmls1360.photobucket.com/user/comiccollectorsguide1/media/z501_zpsa614d630.jpg.html